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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  How was your weekend?

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  The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.

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• (914): View more from New York

  Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  yes. but it works for you

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