its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
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I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.