i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.