He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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