I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Do plants get herpes?
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