If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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