Christians are straight up FREAKS
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
accomplished twins. life is a go
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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