Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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