i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
smell my finger.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
my liver is dry heaving
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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