Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now