That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.