O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.