glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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