Your tits are I can't wait for
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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