i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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