Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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