he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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