do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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