I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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