we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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