Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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