Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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