R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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