covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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