dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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