I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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