Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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