Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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