I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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