she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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