One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"