the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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