i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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