what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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