Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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