do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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