I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
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We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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