Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just want nice things and good sex
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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