Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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