He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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