Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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