Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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