Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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