Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I bet he comes in French.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
i think i just lost a toe
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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