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I think I am morally bankrupt
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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