they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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