if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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