he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Pants are for mortals
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize