he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
