carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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