Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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