I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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