the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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