Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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