So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
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Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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