I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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