"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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