I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Randomize